If you are one of the three people I gassed to death last night in a giant plyboard stunt arena, I am sorry. I was overly enthusiastic about the new gauntlet that appeared on the map of Apex Legends, the game we were playing. That enthusiasm got to my head. I misjudged your friendly rifle potshots as an invitation to fill your lungs with toxic miasma, and in the heat of the moment I threw a canister of poisonous fumes at your feet, and murdered you. I apologise for any harm you interpreted from this unfortunate vapour delivery. I am working to become a better person. Mostly by whooshing down this slide and leaping through a flaming hoop. Weeeeeeee!
That new stunt zone from the recent Apex Legends update is neat. But, oh boy, the pop-up loot shop that accompanies it needs to be locked in a swamp hut and gassed.
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